Sugar Book sounds like something your mom kept on a kitchen shelf — a recipe collection full of tooth-rotting sweets and finger-staining desserts. As a man with plenty of vices, I wouldn’t have minded that kind of sugar rush, but this is ThePornDude, and I’m The Porn Dude. I’m not here for candy — I’m here for something that helps you cum, not cook.
This isn’t a free porn tube or a premium smut site, but Sugarbook.com can still help you get off — ideally with help from a gorgeous woman. Of course, you’ll need a bit more cash than the average broke Tinder dude. The name says it all: Sugarbook is a social network for sugar daddies and sugar babies. With a few hundred thousand monthly visitors, it’s got enough traffic for me to (hopefully) find a woman who thinks my wallet looks sexy.
First Impressions: Classy but Horny AF
From the moment you load the front page, it’s clear that Sugarbook isn’t your average hookup site. I’ve reviewed plenty of low-effort dating platforms that look like drunk interns designed them, but this one is on another level. Honestly, it makes Match.com look cheap.
The layout is clean and polished, topped with a high-res GIF of a woman in pearls strutting in slow motion through a velvet curtain. She oozes luxury. Maybe she’s off to meet her sugar daddy. Maybe she’s about to hop on her MacBook to find one. Either way, the vibe is refined, not raunchy. It’s a nice change from the usual “FUCK LOCAL GIRLS TONIGHT” banners you see on hookup sites.
I’m reviewing Sugarbook on my laptop, but they’ve also got an app for Android and iOS — though you’ll have to download it directly from their website since it’s not on any official app store.
One feature that stood out was the Events section. Most dating sites don’t bother with that, but Sugarbook hosts livestreams and contests where users can win luxury prizes or even dates around the world. Think Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Tiffany, Fendi, Coach, YSL. It’s hilariously boujee — and if that’s what the sugar babies are used to, broke guys don’t stand a chance. Which, to be fair, is the point.
Signing Up: Easier Said Than Done
Most hookup sites shove a signup box in your face and call it a day. Sugarbook actually puts effort into selling the lifestyle first — clean design, sugar dating info, and a little hype about the perks of “mutually beneficial relationships.”
You can preview one page of profiles (worldwide, not local) before signing up. After scrolling through model-level babes, I was more than ready to dive in.
The free basic membership should be easy to create — in theory. They ask who you are, who you’re looking for, and then want either your Facebook or mobile number. Personally, I prefer using throwaway emails for stuff like this, but they don’t give you that option right away.
Here’s where it gets messy. I tried using temporary phone numbers, but the system said they’d already been used. When I tried my real number, I got an error: “SMS could not be sent. Please try again.” Facebook? Same story. My old account’s banned, and a new one got nuked before I finished signing up.
Eventually, I found a backdoor signup page that let me use an email, but it still asked for phone verification. Then I got “Too many attempts. Please try again later.” At that point, I was ready to throw my phone through a window.
For a site aimed at rich dudes, making signup depend on a platform mostly used by grandparents feels like a dumb business move.
Behind the Velvet Curtain
I won’t say exactly how I got in (let’s say a borrowed Facebook account was involved). Once inside, I learned there’s also manual verification — annoying, but it helps cut down on catfish. Honestly, that’s a smart trade-off.
It also made me realize the whole Facebook thing might be part of their filtering system. Sugar babies far outnumber sugar daddies here, and most of them are young and college-aged — which fits the demo perfectly.
I ran my search in Chicago, and the results didn’t disappoint. The pool wasn’t massive, but the quality was top-notch. These women are seriously hot — like influencer or pornstar-level hot. Maybe it’s just the nature of the sugar-baby scene, or maybe Sugarbook handpicks its top profiles. Either way, I wasn’t complaining.
Messaging works both ways, but it’s clear that the women expect the daddies to make the first move. Unfortunately, free users can’t send messages, which is typical for this kind of site.
Pricing is steep: a monthly membership costs around $70, and a 6-month plan drops it to about $40/month. Pricey, sure — but if you’re calling yourself a sugar daddy, you shouldn’t be complaining about a few dozen bucks. High-class women aren’t showing up for a McDonald’s meal deal.
Final Thoughts: Worth the Sugar?
There are tons of dating sites out there for the average Joe, but Sugarbook.com isn’t one of them. It’s a niche platform for men who can afford to spoil — and for women who love being spoiled.
The signup process is a pain, but once you’re in, the site looks good, runs smoothly, and attracts genuinely attractive members. My advice? Start with a free account, then upgrade to premium if you spot someone worth your money and time.
If you’ve got the cash and the confidence, Sugarbook might be your golden ticket to a sugar-sweet hookup.
